Please Leave a Review

What if you're not the problem? What if the problem is that consumer standards these days have just gone to the absolute dogs? What if everyone is out to get you? What if a biker gang invites you to swim with dolphins in Baku? What then? Introducing Please Leave a Review. Hi, I'm Benny Frawntauq, a small man with big dreams of ridding the world of scammers, extorters and shitty businesses. From rogue cider brewers to deranged golf putters, there is no product or service I won't set my scathing gaze too. Join me each week for a deliciously salacious podcast, where I leave utterly brutal reviews on the companies and products that have caught my ire. "Basically the Jeremy Paxman of internet reviewers" Collette Panais - internet reviewer

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4 days ago

38 min

If you're developing a camera film, what's the least you expect? Not to have your photos replaced with images that will give you an existential crisis so sever you'll feel like your soul is being pulled from your body. Poor Benny. He only wanted to start a side hustle.
New episodes every week.
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4 days ago

38 min

Oct 29, 2026

39 min

Bikers? Sharks? Abandoned pools somewhere on the outskirts of Brighton? Benny, what on earth have you gotten yourself into, you bloody plum?
New episodes every week.
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Oct 29, 2026

39 min

Oct 22, 2026

39 min

"You've Got This" Benny!
No he hasn't. Benny just got real sick, and the only variable to his usual bedroom configuration is a picture frame bought at Husky's Household Goods and Stuff. Surely a war crime hasn't been committed? Surely not?
New episodes every week.
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Oct 22, 2026

39 min

Oct 15, 2026

38 min

Good lord, another date has gone awry, and this time it's definitely not Benn'y fault. Those putters weren't right, and it'll be a cold day in hell when Benny takes responsibility for potentially hospitalising a child.
New episodes every week. 
For exclusive content, follow us on patreon here: http://patreon.com/terracottawalls. The first exclusive episode featuring Benny's friend and confidante Collete Panais will be released today. 
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Oct 15, 2026

38 min

Oct 8, 2026

38 min

Uh oh! Guzzleman's have brought out a brand new grape cider (it's definitely not wine) and Benny's mum can't get enough of the stuff, causing her to be, well, absolutely horrible to our hero.
It's time to turn his poison keyboard on the Guzzleman's drinks corporation. I hope, for his sakes, there won't be any repercussions. 
New episodes every week.
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Oct 8, 2026

38 min

Sep 30, 2026

35 min

Benny has run out of Mediterranean herb salt, and with an upcoming date hoping to enjoy his famous* Potato Dauphinois, he relies on Bramber Locals to provide a replacement. What a mistake that proves to be!
Now Benny is turning his righteous fury on the provider, Bramber Locals, who aren't even from York! What will he say? You'll have to listen to find out in this must-listen episode of Please Leave a Review.
New episodes every week.
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*Famous in his shared flat
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Sep 30, 2026

35 min